Wind blown and snotty

We traversed the highways and made it to my folks yesterday with the wind sweeping across the plains and trying to shove us in a ditch. It was a wild ride, but the plows were out keeping the snow from piling up, which we appreciate. Like all long trips we made a number of stops and my husband, that glorious man I have chosen to spend my life with, was surprised when his pee-bag wife was able to skip a rest area.